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I have an emergency medical transport but it must be discreet.
Discreet, huh? You're coming up "Private Caller" on my caller ID but I'm good at guessing celebrity voices, is this...
Ma'am, I just want an ambulance. No lights. No siren. I want my privacy...that's all I ask...
You know you sound just like that cat on TV doing commercials for those Frosted Flakes...
Look Ma'am, just send an ambulance of some kind to the Tiger Woods estate in the Isleworth subdivision and please be discreet about it.
No problem Mr Woods and thanks for letting us get your GOATS.
GRRREAT!!!
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